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December 19, 2007
Christmas in Hell
Today was the day I decided to take a bit of a break from step class. Our instructor showed up in red, skin-tight, knee-length leggings and a red half-shirt with "Merry Christmas" handwritten on the front. Her front-closure bra came undone in the middle of class and she had to fish around in her cleavage for a while to fix it. The music was the soundtrack of my nightmares, starting with something along the lines of "Holy Jeeeeeesus, Holy Jeeeesus" (indeed) and moving on into something that sounded like Lalo Schifrin does Christmas. And you try doing leg-lifts to Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." I almost walked out at that point, but I was just reaching my target heart rate.
Thank goodness I'm headed to warmer climes.
Posted by mwashburn at December 19, 2007 08:39 AMPosted to True Stories
Comments
OMG, that's both hilarious and horrifying!
Posted by: Susanne at December 20, 2007 06:16 AM
For leg lifts, no, that Springsteen song is no good. But I do enjoy his version of that song.
Posted by: Jesse at December 20, 2007 12:24 PM