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January 22, 2008
Cheating
Well, I'm sorry old gym. I went and tried out that other New Gym today. Your flabby trainers, oldster music, and outdated equipment just weren't doing it for me any more. At 5:40 am I got on my running shoes, drove to the other side of town, and sweated somewhere else. It was a brightly lit place where the free weights were right next to the Nautilus machines. There were five wide-screen TVs with earphone jacks on the exercise equipment (and none of them were showing Fox News). There were people who actually looked in shape. I got my own locker AND lock. I'll go back for more. I get to take Pilates for FREE on Thursday. I'm sorry, old gym. I think it's over. Looks like I'm going to need to buy some new gym clothes.